Absolute Poker $75k Guaranteed Weekly Online Poker Tournament

Absolute Poker $75k Guaranteed Weekly Online Poker Tournament.

Absolute Poker’s room guarantees a prize pool of no less than $75,000 for the tournament every which is held every Sunday. Competitors in this tournament either pay the $150 buy-in or they get in via popular satellite games held at Absolute Poker. Satellites are usually available for a buck or so in the Sit n Go area, and via freeroll poker games, and buy in multi table tournaments throughout the week. Many smaller ‘feeder’ tournaments feed into larger buy in satellites until you finally win your shot at the main game.

DIRTPOOR, the winner of today’s $11k guaranteed Absolute Poker Online Poker Tournament went out with pocket 8’s and final table commenced. DIRTPOOR added another $861.30 to his wins for the day.

MRSDONKEY Donkey was tearin’ the final table up, she took out the first two people from final table, in the first two hands. By the end of the third hand, she was the chip leader with just over 785k in chips, and didn’t stop there either, a few hands later, in a hand against MRTT she’s got another player covered and dominated.

MRSDONKEY Donkey held the ladies, (QQ) while MRTT had just pocket 9’s.

The flop was 10, 7, 4, the turn an 8 and the river, another 8, MRTT finished in 7th place winning $2740.50, MRSDONKEY took the pot home for $160536.00 in poker tournament chips with Two Pair, her ladies, and the boards 8’s.

She was hot tonight folks and she wasn’t slowing down. MRSDONKEY was seeing pocket pairs and she was getting her opponents to put their chips in. Two hands later, JAKZ101POKER wakes up with 10’s, it’s pocket pair night at Absolute Poker.

Dominated, MRSDONKEY shows pocket kings. A full house was dealt on the table, fours full of threes, however, MRSDONKEY finished with the biggest boat, fours full of kings, another player down, JAKZ101POKER finished in 6th place, winning a prize of $3523.50. MRSDONKEY takes down the pot scraping in $482876.00.

Several hands later, a hand is played, a player is taken out, and MRSDONKEY was NOT involved :O.

PAPARIXJR moves all in from the cutoff, Shark calls, covered by PAPARIXJR both blinds folded, and the two are heads up. PAPARIXJR unveils an ace and an eight, offsuit. SHARK22 holds pocket 9’s. The flop is dealt, and the first card to hit the virtual felt is the end of Shark’s game today, he’s taken out by the Ace of hearts, the turn brought nothing, the river nothing still.

PAPARIXJR took SHARK22 out in 5th place with a pair of aces, winning the $340927.00 pot. SHARK22 won the 5th place prize of $4306.50.

Blaker Doubles Up!

Blaker found his first double up in a hand with MRSDONKEY his king 10 dominating her queen ten, a few hands after this, he doubles up again!

Blaker doesn’t hang onto the chips for a long time though, losing a big hand to VATOANDOLINI a few hands later. VATOANDOLINI was in the big blind, BAKER in the small, everyone else folds. Blaker shoves his chips into the middle, VATOANDOLINI calls $215544.

BLAKER shows king ten suited, both spades. VATOANDOLINI shows Ace Two, offsuit, what a hand for the blinds!

BLAKER takes the lead on the flop which was; 5s 10d Jh, the turn, a 9c was no help to VATOANDOLINI, the river, that’s the deal breaker, the Ace of Spades sends BLAKER packing with a $5402.70 4th place win.

VATOANDOLINI wins the $492688.00 pot with his pair of aces.

We saw a few flops and chips cross back and forth across the table over the next several minutes, no real action until, we see MRSDONKEY getting involved in the game in a big way yet again. MRSDONKEY raises the pot to $74,000 from the button, PAPARIXJR raises, pushing all of his chips into the middle, MRSDONKEY makes the call with yet another pocket pair, pocket 6’s.

She’s got another player nicely dominated, PAPARIXJR holds pocket threes. The flop brought kc 5s and 2s, no help to PAPARIXJR, both players now had two pair, MRSDONKEY the bigger two pair.

The river was another 2, giving both players houses, MRSDONKEY again sitting with the bigger house, and the pot. For his troubles, PAPARIXJR took home a prize of $7203.60 with the third place finish bringing us into heads up action.

more than 35 more hands were played before the final hand which was played shortly after MRSDONKEY lost her chip lead

MRSDONKEY posted the small blind, $18,000. VATOANDOLINI was in the big for $36000, MRSDONKEY was first to act and pushed all in for $389137. VATOANDOLINI made the call.

MRSDONKEY showed jack ten offsuit, but it would seem she’d chosen a bad time to make a stand, the biggest pocket pair in the game was staring back at her.

The flop was the final straw, tripping VATOANDOLINI’s pocket aces, [Ah 9c 2s]. The turn was the nine of clubs, and a blank 2 of diamonds came on the river.

VATOANDOLINI finished the hand, and the $75k Guaranteed online poker tournament a with Full house, aces full of nines. The prize for first place, a very nice $19575.00. For her second place win MRSDONKEY took down a prize of $11196.90

Total Absolute Poker $75k Guaranteed Weekly prize pool: $78300.00
522 Poker Players Entered the game.
63 Absolute Poker winners were paid in total;

• 1st VATOANDOLINI $19575.00
• 2nd MRSDONKEY $11196.90
• 3rd PAPARIXJR $7203.60
• 4th BLAKER $5402.70
• 5th SHARK22 $4306.50
• 6th JAKZ101POKER $3523.50
• 7th MRTT $2740.50
• 8th PATATO $1957.50
• 9th SIBOORAL $1252.80
• 10th DIRTPOOOR $861.30

Play Now

100% up to $3,000 Bonus

Bovada is our most recommended ONLINE CASINO and POKER ROOM for US players with excellent deposit options. Get your 100% signup bonus today.